I Train Boxers Poem by Randy McClave

I train boxers
The worlds most dangerous creatures,
They scare off robbers and also bullies
And sometimes they even scare off preachers.
Be afraid of them when they are on the prowl,
Be extra worried if you ever hear them growl.

I train boxers
They are always hungry and prepared to fight,
And if you keep them on too short of a leash
Your hand they are prepared to bite.
They are vicious and protecting until the end,
With their snarls and deadly looks they always send.

I train boxers
They listen to all instructions and commands,
They do what they are trained to do
With determination and training in my hands.
Over many years of teaching they are taught,
The next victory is always the one that they've sought.

I train boxers
I have trained since they were pups,
They run, they jump and they always battle
They can even do hundreds of push-ups.
Their intensity always flares with determination which rages,
So, don't ever dare and try to put them in cages.

I train boxers
Who are trained and ready to fight on the go,
Each with their own unique fighting name and style
Dustin, Jessica, Caleb, Chase and Mario.
They are always prepared for any and all scraps,
After they have put on their battered hand wraps.

I train boxers
Who are always hungry and prepared for a war,
They are trained and they are conditioned
And they will always want to brawl more.
They think with their senses and they strategize with their brain,
I train boxers, but it is not dogs that I train.

Randy L. McClave