Illiterate Poem by Theorem The Truth Serum

Illiterate as a man that cannot read
but books are not my vice women are
I think that I'm being egged on
to pursue her by her smiles and words
but really it is nothing of this sort
I can't read them

I have tried for a long time
I know that I am part picky
and my choices are part unlikely
and sometimes part inopportune
but come on now
I got to get one of these right

I'm great at reading people
if they have problems
that I can help solve
but when it comes to women
I am as illiterate as a new born baby