I'm Like Pizza Poem by Tyler Burke

Not broccoli
Not fruit
Even sweets turn teeth to tooth

I am the pizza
The almighty food

A topping of one,
or some,
or few
Gluten free, vegans, and meat lovers too
The place for peace was pie who knew

I am the pizza
The favorite of foods

Restaurants, parties, and schools
No matter the place
I make people drool

Breakfast, lunch, and dinner
The undisputed winner
That heavenly sinner

I am the pizza
I am happy

Im happy to be around
No matter how you cut it
Triangles, circles, squares,
Im here for the flavor
The shape, well who cares

I am pizza
I AM THE GREATEST

Im not just one food
Ill help with your mood
I like to dress fancy
I like to be nude.

My sport is support
My lifespan is short
From New York streets
To Hong Kong ports

You love my story
Reported for glory
Rated not hated
Evolving out-dated

Remember your roots
Your broths and your stews
If you need time or good friends
Ill save the last slice for you.

The almighty food
The favorite from whom
Start their greatest of nights
With the tastiest bites.

Im like Pizza
I just want to make the world a happier place.
Lets see a fucking salad do that.