In The Buzz Poem by Douglas Scotney

Serious calls from Australia
gave the Belgian the job in Finance
and had him lay stress on growth.

A man with a cute cut
saying 'growth' as he does
is a serious call
from Australia.

But what is a call
from a company
giving UMPCs for fixed fee?

It's saying,
'Ills from using your fingers
will cost us more
than ills from using your ears;
so let's save us all from those.'

How do they know?
I thought nobody knows.