Indolence Poem by anais vionet

An occasional gust of wind will lift the translucent white voile curtains and then drop them like a child losing interest. The effect is like flash photography, a burst of sudden sunlight that paints our irises, then quickly fades.

It's a cool Paris morning. In the low 50s. The windows are open and we forgot to turn on the heat. It's perfect ‘under the covers' weather. We've succumbed to laziness, refusing to get out of bed. Lazing-in is new enough to us that we're defining it with a gamut of synonyms.

"Listlessness, torpor, " Peter says, his index finger tracking the slow twirl of the ceiling fan.
"Stupor, slumberous, supineness, " I updog.
"Ooh! total submissiveness, " Peter said, drawing the last word out like it's dirty.
"Every man's dream, " I confirm.
"Inertia, " he says, triumphant in finding an engineering word.
"Good one, " I compliment. "Lifeless, loafing laggard, " I add.

There's a knock at the door.
We look at each other guiltily, like we've been caught.
"We ordered breakfast last night, " Peter remembers.
"Oh, yeah, " I said, "you get it, " I suggested.
"Why me? " he whined.
"Because you can wear less and because what if it's an ax murderer? "
"These people work for your grandmother, she employs ax murderers? "
"It could be a revolution - this is France - it happens."

There's another knock.
"Get it! , " I bleated, like a helpless goat.
"Am I expendable? " he asked, as a man might plead to a jury.
"Women and children first, " I remind him.

There's a third knock.
"Ok, " he says resignedly, as he rises, draws on shorts and heads for the door.
"You're my hero, " I assure him, before I pull the sheet up over my head in case it IS an ax murderer.
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slang: updogged = to continue a conversation trend and maybe improve it.