........It's Arbitration Season! ! ! ! ! ! Poem by elysabeth faslund

Why don't men stock merchandise
In the bedroom, during football season?
So, SO wise, to wear no disguise
Such as clothes...nudely grab

That beer! Even one for him...
Swing, gyrate during halftime
Would put an end to 'second half'...
An end to shopping too!

No banks broken here...got my
Own job, own money...but, I'll use
Yours to get some tinsle, placed
Strategically, with 2 silver stars...

On...wait...make that tassles!
Swing and bump, bump and swing...
Honey...Oh Dear! Did I interrupt that
Touchdown pass?

So sorry! ! ! !