It's My Potty Poem by Robert Edgar Burns

(Parody to tune It’s My Party! by Leslie Gore)

Chorus:
It’s my potty and I’ll go if I want to,
Go if I want to, go if I want to,
You would go to if you ate my stew!

Nobody told me the expiration date
To the chuck roast I turned into stew.
Everyone in the bathroom is sitting down
And throwing up in the can too!

Chorus:
It’s my potty and I’ll go if I want to,
Go if I want to, go if I want to,
You would go to if you ate my stew!

I drank some wine for my stomachs sake,
Like the Good Book tells me to do.
But it started blowing out of my nose,
With the upchuck that I had to do!

Chorus:
It’s my potty and I’ll go if I want to,
Go if I want to, go if I want to,
You would go to if you ate my stew!
Burp burp burp burp, Splash!