Robert Edgar Burns

Rookie - 1 Points (02/14/1953 / Dunedin, Florida)

It's My Potty - Poem by Robert Edgar Burns

(Parody to tune It’s My Party! by Leslie Gore)

Chorus:
It’s my potty and I’ll go if I want to,
Go if I want to, go if I want to,
You would go to if you ate my stew!

Nobody told me the expiration date
To the chuck roast I turned into stew.
Everyone in the bathroom is sitting down
And throwing up in the can too!

Chorus:
It’s my potty and I’ll go if I want to,
Go if I want to, go if I want to,
You would go to if you ate my stew!

I drank some wine for my stomachs sake,
Like the Good Book tells me to do.
But it started blowing out of my nose,
With the upchuck that I had to do!

Chorus:
It’s my potty and I’ll go if I want to,
Go if I want to, go if I want to,
You would go to if you ate my stew!
Burp burp burp burp, Splash!

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Comments about It's My Potty by Robert Edgar Burns

  • (3/26/2012 12:22:00 AM)


    This is just hilarious! ! Only found it now, I'll be singing it all day with a big fat giggly smily face. Thanks! ! ! ! ! (Report) Reply

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Poem Submitted: Wednesday, December 7, 2011



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