It's Verified Poem by Richard Jarboe

Thin gauge holds the whole thing together
Heavy gauge makes it all go away,
Don't worry about the symmetry, baby,
It doesn't matter, they say.

It's scientific- it's verified
Our sub atomics are rarified.
Taking out our microscope
Taking out our telescope
We realized what does it matter?

They got honky-tonks in Texas
Honky-tonks in Tennessee
Science is a honky-tonk
They're drinking debris

Smashing atoms for a long time
You get your anti-matter
In search of the big teeny weenie
Anything can splatter.

Taking out our microscope
Taking out our telescope,
We realized what does it matter.

If you want to walk on the water
You got a long way to go
If you're looking for an essence
They make perfume to go.
It's scientific.