...It's All Been Done Poem by David Welch

There's nothing new under the sun,
It's all been done, it's all been done.

--I'll make a sword also a gun!
The eighties called, it's all been done.

--A film with car crashes for fun!
Won an Oscar, it's all been done.

--A tale where you can speak age one!
They made it twice, it's all been done.

--A race for folks that cannot run!
They've long had those, it's all been done.

--A tragic play chock full of puns!
Talk to the Bard, it's all been done.

--Nightmare creatures that shock and stun!
Paging Lovecraft, it's all been done.

--A trip to refuel the damn sun!
Go read scifi, it's all been done.

--The something with an airborne nun?
Strangely enough, that has been done.

--Then tales of people wrongly shunned…
Good lord, those have been overdone..

--An ode to folks who weight one ton!
Sadly, again, it's all been done.

There's nothing new under the sun,
It's all been done, it's all been done…

--Yeah, but it hasn't been done MY way!