Jenny Jones A Jonesin’ Poem by Joe Rosochacki

It has been since that perky, gag me, set her foot on the set,
I don’t miss the trash that as passed off as a legitimate TV show,
Yes, Springer is trash TV, but the people call him up to be on the show,
Jenny Jones’ people liked to mess with someone head, too bad they lost the bet,
When Jonathan Schmitz killed Scott Amedure,
When Amedure told Schmitz he had a crush on him.
Schmitz was told be producers off the show that person that had the crush on him,
Was not a him but a her.
So Schmitz claimed, but the shows producers said that they did not.
It was jury that found that Schmitz was right,
They awarded $25 million to Amedure family,
A ruling that somehow this will a foresight,
Of TV shows that act in this manner be scrutinized routinely.
The Michigan appellate overturned the verdict and claimed the show was not responsible,
Although the majority of audience considered ruling reprehensible,
The ratings went down on her show, the advertisers said “NO”.
Jenny Jones went a Jonesin’ is a jonesin’ on the internet,
She better be careful,
They are lot kooks that she hasn’t met.

(12-7-2004)