Jester And Justine (3) - Pilgarlic Poem by Akhtar Jawad

Jester And Justine (3) - Pilgarlic

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Jester was in dire need of money,
He needed at least one thousand dollars.
Being tired in rehearsals,
being bored by post lectures of Mr.Alpha,
Jester and Justine decided to go and watch a movie.
They disguised themselves as an old couple,
Jester with a white beard
and Justine with a white wig,
both with glasses.
They were surprised to see a familiar pilgarlic there.
Justine in a naughty mood asked Jester
"You may win two hundred dollars
if you slap on the head of the pilgarlic."
Jester accepted the challenge,
he went behind the pilgarlic
and slapped on his head.
"Hey Trump!
You are here
and we were looking for you in the race course."
"Excuse me I am not Trump."
"Oh! I am extremely sorry, my apologies."
Justine after giving two hundred dollars to Jester,
"You may win three hundred dollars if you slap again."
Juster again accepted the challenge,
Went to the pilgarlic and slapped again,
"You liar! I am sure you are Trump."
The pilgarlic had no alternate
but to go and sit somewhere else.
Justine paid three hundred dollars to Jester and said,
"If you slap once again I shall pay you five hundred dollars."
Jester once again accepted the challenge.
He went to the pilgarlic and slapped once again,
"You idiot! You are sitting here
and I am mistaking someone else for you."
The pilgarlic, none else Mr.Alpha left the hall.
Justine paid five hundred dollars.
Jester got one thousand dollars he needed.
"All is well that ends well."

Jester And Justine (3)  - Pilgarlic
Monday, May 1, 2017
Topic(s) of this poem: fun
COMMENTS OF THE POEM
Dr Dillip K Swain 25 January 2018

It’s a beautiful poem! Enjoyed the humor…They disguised themselves as an old couple/Jester with a white beard/and Justine with a white wig/both with glasses….Thanks for sharing!

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Khalid Saifullah 02 May 2017

It really happened and the naughty students were from Aligarh University, India.

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Rajnish Manga 01 May 2017

An old joke beautifully applied to a wonderful narrative. Enjoyed reading it. Thanks, Akhtar sahab.

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