Jumped The Shark Poem by Ima Ryma

A human swimming just off shore,
Under a sudden attack came.
At human flesh the creature tore,
And at the human took sure aim.
The human became a death stat,
At the wrong time in the wrong place,
A target for a creature that
Can hit a human and erase.
The human suffered final fate.
Media stories rushed to hark.
In the water, death did await.
What's more sea fatal than a shark?

Eight times more likely humans be
A jelly fish fatality.