Pradip Chattopadhyay

Silver Star - 3,338 Points (28.01.1961 / Kolkata)

Just A Kid - Poem by Pradip Chattopadhyay

On my first day as a tutor (a sad tale for tutors)
Said the boy, sir, your face looks like a horse
Shocked beyond words by the slapping commentary
I said how it matters boy show your book of history!

History, oh no, that’s a subject I abhor
It hasn’t anything that needs a tutor
The kings and queens and years of wars
Got no charm for me all the unending curse!

My hands itched hard to pull out his hair
Just a kid I said and it won’t be fair
I must put up with all the nonsense
Mend him and get my reward for patience!

Don’t talk like that boy bring your English book
How far you’ve progressed let me have a look
English, it’s so easy I can learn by myself
It’s one subject I need no tutor’s help!

It’s time I thought to use my last card of trump
Bring boy your copy of subtractions and sums
Surely you need there someone to guide you
He kept quiet and my hopes soared anew!

Maths, that’s truly something from you I need to learn
If you offer to teach me there’s no way I can spurn
But before we proceed his chuckles he could hardly hide
Do crawl on all fours to be the horse I love to ride!

A thousand bees stung me a million sparks flew
I knew my time was up wasn’t anything more to do
I wished to give his head the hardest hammer’s hit
Just a kid I had to swallow made a hasty retreat!

Comments about Just A Kid by Pradip Chattopadhyay

  • Valsa George (12/16/2013 8:25:00 AM)

    Tutors at times have to pass through such trying tests. The kids of today are too smart! But this kid rightly deserves thrashing! ! Interesting! ! (Report) Reply

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Poem Submitted: Monday, December 16, 2013

Poem Edited: Tuesday, December 17, 2013

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