Just Can'T Be Believed Poem by Ima Ryma

A bunch of politicians were
Aboard a bus on a back road,
When a tire blowout did occur.
Farmer Brown found the wrecked bus load,
Upside down in his field of corn.
He buried all the bodies there;
Then got the sheriff on the horn,
Reporting on the whole affair.
When Farmer Brown's report was done,
The sheriff thanked him and then said,
'It's too bad that everyone'
'On that bus had to end up dead.'

'Most said they weren't.' Brown did reply.
'You know how politicians lie! '