Daniel Bernard Kelleher

Gold Star - 7,606 Points (11/2/1946 / Cork, Ireland)

Just For Laughs - Poem by Daniel Bernard Kelleher

I was admitted to hospital recently
Got a shock would put it mildly
It was years since last I was there
And the changes were a shock to my system

Where you once looked forward to nurses
Giving your meds wearing very short dresses
Some would bend down up come the dress
Well me been a man yes you guested

Where once nurses were big chested
Now most are just plain Janes
Patients looked forward to been treated
It now feels your locked up in jail

At that time no need for page 3 girls
If so would never be a shortage
Just go to any ward and your eyes would pop out
Seeing nurses showing off their cleavage

I'am sure their were under instruction
To tease men so they would recover faster
But the opposite was true if docs only knew
Our temperature kept rising a lot higher

I penned this for fun not to offend anyone
But to bring a smile to those who read this
So head off now and have a good day
Iam in a hurry to get back to my nurses

Topic(s) of this poem: fun, laughter, nurses

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Poem Submitted: Wednesday, November 11, 2015

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