Kelli's Death Poem by Dimitra Capelton

My friend Rachel wants me to kill Kelli,
I may just chop her up and serve her in the deli.

Or I could use a gun,
But that is only half the fun.

I might also try to slip her some pills,
That might just give me some more thrills.

Or I could tie a rope around her neck,
Or when i kill her, make it look like a car wreck.

I hope she doesnt run or hide,
Or i may be forced to use Cyanide.

I hope she doesn't get mad at me,
She should know I'm just joking can't you see?

She is my best friend for life
Even if i jokingly wanna kill her with a knife.





***side note*** IM NOT GONNA MURDER ANYONE this just was a joke she knows about it and kinda laughed at it