Kleenex Poem by Jason Bouthillier

Kleenex



I tried the new Kleenex
You know! The kind with the lotion
and I made that familiar blowing motion

I felt relieved,
my nose was clear
Then why was my life still so drear?

Then it hit me!
It had started to run
So I reached for the box and snatched another one

Then I blew it again
and did so with a clap
then my nose fell off and plopped in my lap

My nose scampered off
onto the floor
and made no pause as it headed for the door

But the door was closed
as it soon found, for it
bumped into the door and made a sneezing sound!

Now it was really running
all around my place
So I screamed at it, 'Get back on my face! '

It jumped back on my face
and said this as it did,
'Why pick me? Use new Kleenex instead! '

POET'S NOTES ABOUT THE POEM
I wrote this when I was fourteen years old, and my teacher made me read it in front of the class.
COMMENTS OF THE POEM
Kaila George 13 January 2013

Hahahahaha OMG this is just brilliant you made me laugh out loud....hahahahahahah oh thank you needed that.

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Poetheart Morgan 09 January 2013

Make me smile a lot Poet. So, since boy has a little crazy poetry on you. Very well, loved. Still laughing! ! ! ! !

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