Learn Your Anatomy Poem by James McLain

Love it comes, don't look down, love it goes,
it leaves a trail of tears most can't follow.
On the other hand, boys weren't taught to pee
standing up.
By thier mother,
while his father generally kept his mouth shut.

Before a girl knew about a women outside in the rain,
without her pink square umbrella.
Three donut holes and with legos tried to bridge
any large numbers of other sexy object's.

Learn to know your anatomy.
Boys teach you nothing and go
hand and hand without a mirror and then leave town.
From the front to the back,
and in God, we trust, bla, bla, bla

Here is the first hole and there is the second,
sitting down is the third, don't stand up.
Don't you dare I can hear, laugh at me.
How many people are your luv best friend,
about this most have lied, the round O of your mouth
makes you looking up act surprised.
Did the Nun say it's connected to your lungs?

Don't worry if you lose something there.
I had a friend who once did.
Be not afraid, go all the way in and pull it out.
For I have lost things, I keep to my self,
don't use pliers.
If you can't find it, put something different in there
and chances are it will get lost as well.

I think it's something like your foot, for socks are.
If you lose your foot in the sock,
it stays lost in the sock, don't dwell there.
And yes,
it is true-you can drop your lost shoe on his head.