Let Rudolph Fly Tonight Poem by Gary McPhail

Rudolph the red nosed reindeer,
Had a very shiny nose,
He rolled a great big bifter,
And got very, very, very, very, very stoned, !

Up front on Santa's sliegh,
Coz' his nose is very bright,
Rudolph leads the way,
And the chronic gives the flight,
Hey! Hey!

Rudolph the red nosed reindeer,
Had a very shiny nose,
He ran out of king sized rizla's,
and didnt feel he could go,

One special night,
Its clearly christmas eve,
Santa prepares to fly,
While the reindeer smoke thier weed
OOOHHH! hohohoo

All the reindeer say:
'We love you very much,
You make christmas a better day,
When you roll and pass the bud!
HEY HEY

Rudolph the red nosed reindeer,
Its christmas time today
Dont do what you did last time
And crash into the motorway!
HEY! HEY!
Merry Christmas