Lies He Told Poem by Randy McClave

All he tells is lies
The Devil gives him first prize,
Never not once has he ever told the truth
Even when he stood inside a voting booth.
If he took an oath on the Bible
God, would judge him for libel,
Because, he would be breaking that oath he took
He's a liar, and a cheat, and crook.
He is the most dishonest man there ever was
He has to buy, and steal and coerce for love,
And he continually tells a lie every day
Especially about his IQ and how much he does weigh.
He lied about a book he said he had written
He didn't write it, it was ghostwritten,
But, he took the credit as if he had wrote it
Not one word did it typed or wrote to submit.
Marriage vows to him means nothing
Nor does a wedding ring,
He lies when he vowed that he'll stay true forever
Vows and promises he does quickly sever.
He says he pays his taxes, but that's a fraud
He even lied when he said he gave tithes to God,
And he again lied when he said he was a Christian
Only the foolish and the gullible will listen.
He said he had bone spurs and he again lied
Because of him others suffered and died,
He got deferments 5 times so not to be drafted
And he lied again so others would get shafted.
He said he won an election that he lost
The integrity of others was the cost,
He told lies as he wanted to overthrow the democracy of our land
He sat in the Devil's hand.
We were raised on truth and honesty and not to deceive
He was raised to tell lies as easily as we all breathe,
What's sad and pathetic about the lies told my him
The weak, and the gullible and the stupid will believe all of them.

Randy L. McClave