Connie Webb

Limerick Time - Poem by Connie Webb

The nudist colony

We once stumbled upon an old man
Sunning himself for a tan
The thing that was rude
Was that he was nude
Screaming, we quickly ran.

* * *

Bye bye birdie

There once was a bird on a wire
Singing a tune with all hearts desire
Mr. Cat came along
Good-bye sweet little song
He's washing his face by the fire.

Comments about Limerick Time by Connie Webb

  • (3/29/2007 5:03:00 PM)

    Con Nie's B.S.

    I knew this was going to be trouble,
    Should I read it? , I was half on the bubble,
    Just the same, I was lame,
    and I played her game,
    I just needed a much larger shovel!


    Sorry, Connie !

    I hope that I have not offended,
    If I did, I should be apprehended,
    I should serve my time,
    for committing this crime,
    but, I'm hoping our fences are mended!

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  • (4/25/2006 5:59:00 PM)

    hahha your limericks are really funny! ! ! keep it up! (Report) Reply

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Poem Submitted: Tuesday, April 11, 2006

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