(limerick) Vladimir Has Broken Through July 20 2019 Poem by WES Vogler

The Detroit Tigers/Toronto Bluejays game after a rain delay
were in the fifth inning when Vladimir crushed one in his
first Major League bases-loaded home-run.

Vladimir Guerrero went and hit a four-run dinger.
'Twas very loud. 'Twas very long. It really was a zinger.
Congratulations, Vlady lad.
We know it nearly drove you mad...
But this was it. The final bit. The reassurance bringer.

(over 440 feet to center field)