Living In An Alternative Universe Away From The Struggles Of The Common Person! Poem by Professor Dr. Stanley Collymore

By Stanley Collymore

In the middle of a cost of living
crisis Kate Middleton spends
£1000.00 Pounds Sterling
on a single wear outfit when she
already has a wardrobe the size
of Cardiff. But then, also, it's so
obvious on general observation,
which she rather evidently has
brain generally the customary
size, very discernibly basically,
of quite distinctly the average
peanut, and crucially likewise
doesn't actually, give a damn
about the pathetic, surfeit of
brownnosing serfs who very
significantly and undeniably
so distinctively and willingly
comprise the British public!

The fundamental problem for
the UK is this, will you clearly
endemically inured morons
ever realistically and sensibly also
naturally cease, your very asinine
pretence that all of these diverse
members of this Windsor family:
individually and significantly too
are instinctively, literally special?
When in actuality they're rather
conspicuously clearly markedly
talentless! Yet, despite that are
unmistakably quite ludicrously,
and similarly too self-evidently
basically laughably, irrefutably
discernibly, unmistakably also
significantly aptly self-entitled
and crucially, unquestionably,
in all of this, the untouchable,
privileged scroungers who so
obviously rather willingly live
in superb opulence naturally
of all UK taxpayers, courtesy.

(C) Stanley V. Collymore
3 November 2022.


Author's Remarks:
Kate Middleton's children will never know or experience any social or economic deprivation. So what we're experiencing from this woman, and very insultingly and patronizingly so, is another, clearly nebulous cause that Kate will never realistically know anything about.