Living A Dark Ages' Lifestyle In The 21st Century! Poem by Professor Dr. Stanley Collymore

By Stanley Collymore

What in hell's name is a royal highness?
In fact, come to that, what the bloody
hell too is a royal? Discernibly to
me they're utterly meaningless
twaddle more fitting to, and
distinctly in keeping with
the unenlightened ethos of the Middle
Ages and, accordingly, realistically
have no meaningful relevance to
or bearing in the 21st Century -
yet, for all that, still continue
relentlessly as self-serving,
insolently nepotistic and
outworn titles awarded
by and also to archaic
and patently useless
people; who adore
nowt that's better

as the very abounding and public
showering of themselves with
fancy, pretentious honours
to appear superior. Quite
unaware in their skewed analysis,
however, that those possessed
of working brains, and who
are unafraid to use them,
know full well there's
nowt extraordinary
special about any
of these useless
titles and even
far less so the
ignoramuses at all
hereditary levels
vaingloriously
bespangling
themselves
with them.

(C) Stanley V. Collymore
18 May 2020.


Author's Remarks:
Among the very first words: customarily and also rather unsurprisingly, for the most part misspelt, to come off the keyboards of these trolling, Daily Mail type keyboard warriors where Meghan Markle is concerned, and irrespective of whether or not they article these keyboard warriors are Pavlov-like dogs instinctively and maniopulatively responding to has anything whatsoever to do with Meghan or not - is that she must immediately and contemptuously be stripped of her unasked for and, I'm not afraid to add, utterly useless British titles.

I'm fully cognizant that all you white, stuck in your delusional, little Englander and so Empire Mark II mode and so very much in tandem with your other western useful Idiots, and as the categorical brown-nosers that all of you conspicuously are, can't understand or appreciate that not everybody, and that includes Meghan Markle as well as people like myself, either is or actually want to be like you, and as such much prefer to live, and also carry on our respective lives in the 21st Century - this after all is 2020 - and not in the Middle Ages.

Meghan Markle is a modern day, self-empowering and work knowledgeable lady, who entirely supported herself previously to her marriage to Harry, when the pretentious but essentially workshy protocol of the so-called Firm forced her to cease being the productive person financially, socially, culturally and in all other meaningful respects that Meghan Markle has always been and still is. However, in marked contrast though her sister-in-law Kate Middleton is an obvious workshy - like her husband William - prat and in the somewhat dubious bargain clearly as well an effete and vapid broodmare that having intentionally chased William then purposely, and for 8 years thereafter while William systematically embarked on his undignified bed-hopping, rather shamelessly and pathetically voluntarily waited at her parents' home and didn't even search for a job during that time - quite characteristic of Kate Middleton who has never sought or had a proper job in her pathetic life - in the earnest hope that William would finally return to her and give her a wedding proposal! Well William did, because Kate is the typical Stepford type wife who like all her sort and all those in her new family which is replete with them - both females and males - and has always been so, don't usually marry for love but distinctly financial convenience, while behind closed doors living separate and unsavoury lives.

Meghan Markle, however, and in marked contrast is in the immortal words of Bob Marley a mentally liberated Black woman - African American to be precise - but who proudly follows in the commendable footsteps of the likes of Harriet Tubman, Rosa Parks, Shirley Chisholm, Angela Davis, Phillis Wheatley, Maya Angelou and Mary Seacole among many others. Far too numerous to mention here but are no strangers to Meghan Markle and all other mentally liberated Black persons.

All of them unmistakably and proudly like Meghan Markle women of colour and who resolutely refused to let the barbarous and deep-seated racism of white Caucasians and their Useful Idiot allies deflect them from the noble path they'd taken in life and the commendable inspiration they individually as well as collectively will eternally represent to our Black race. And I assure all you utterly sick, thoroughly mentally twisted and dementedly inured racists - that our Meghan will most definitely never ever succumb to the likes of dim-witted and clearly envious, workshy lowlifes like yourselves.

Finally, as for your clearly obsessed with so-called royal titles - let me tell you a little story which I'm sure that you don't know. The company which had the English and after the unification with Scotland the British monopoly for all the Transatlantic Slave Trade which dehumanized my African ancestors as well as Meghan's for almost 500 years, was named: The Royal African Company. No requirement who were principally involved and profiting from this savagery of our Black people. So from me, and as Meghan has previous done; you do know, I'm sure, what you can do with your "royal HRH signature and meaningless titles." Nonentities, like yourselves, obviously and very desperately do need them. However, mentally liberated Black men and women - like Meghan Markle of course - don't and never did!