Good neighbour Lloyd did
suggest to write a poem
'bout defaecation.
I told him No, No
some things are best kept private
he defaecated.
Good taste is precious
I told my vulgar neighbour
he grinned, 'I know that'.
Some people do not master the Queen's English. defaecate is correct.
This poem has not been translated into any other language yet.
I would like to translate this poem
Hmmmm...better comment left unsaid on this one!