Losing Your Virginity (A Silly Poem) Poem by Jack Williams

Losing Your Virginity (A Silly Poem)

Rating: 2.8


Losing your virginity
Is likely to be sh**
It’s not all it’s cracked up to be
Let’s be honest, is it?

So do yourself a favour
Don’t build your hopes up high
Too many people aren’t so clever
Then go home and cry

Sure you want to do your best
With Miss or Mr Right
But why not just get it off your chest
When you know it will be sh**e?

Sex is like a wine or scotch
A cigar or a cheese
You have to have it quite a lot
Before it starts to please

COMMENTS OF THE POEM
Stephen Stirk 27 August 2009

Bravo. I like the message, and the humour that lies within the poem. I think diversity is so important in a poem. I'ts what makes comedy writers different. I enjoyed that. Best Steve

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Christina Clemente 28 August 2009

THIS POEM IS STRAIGHT TO THE POINT IT SHOWS THE TRUE MEANING BEHIND THE KIND OF SEX BEING EXPLOITED IN THE MEDIA TODAY. THIS POEM SHOWS OTHER YOUTHS THAT SEX ISNT WHAT PEOPLE THINK IT IS, IT'S SO MUCH MORE.

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Mphuthi beneli e-vans 13 June 2018

I like being a vigin but some boyfriend want to break mine..Add a comment.

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Oludipe Oyin Samuel 22 June 2012

Good explicit silly poem. Hahahahaha

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Sonya Florentino 07 November 2009

ha-ha, and practice makes perfect...

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Jack Williams 01 November 2009

I'm glad you enjoyed it, Ruth. I hope that people laugh when they read this poem, as it is quite silly. Nonetheless, I stand by the message: people shouldn't get upset if their first time is a bit of a disappointment.

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Chris G. Vaillancourt 17 October 2009

I hate to be the one to be so honest, but this is awful. It is sophomoric, and trite.

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