Losing Your Virginity (A Silly Poem)

Rating: 2.8
Losing your virginity
Is likely to be sh**
It’s not all it’s cracked up to be
Let’s be honest, is it?

So do yourself a favour
Don’t build your hopes up high
Too many people aren’t so clever
Then go home and cry

Sure you want to do your best
With Miss or Mr Right
But why not just get it off your chest
When you know it will be sh**e?

Sex is like a wine or scotch
A cigar or a cheese
You have to have it quite a lot
Before it starts to please
Thursday, August 27, 2009
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COMMENTS
I like being a vigin but some boyfriend want to break mine..Add a comment.
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Oludipe Oyin Samuel 22 June 2012
Good explicit silly poem. Hahahahaha
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Sonya Florentino 07 November 2009
ha-ha, and practice makes perfect...
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Jack Williams 01 November 2009
I'm glad you enjoyed it, Ruth. I hope that people laugh when they read this poem, as it is quite silly. Nonetheless, I stand by the message: people shouldn't get upset if their first time is a bit of a disappointment.
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Chris G. Vaillancourt 17 October 2009
I hate to be the one to be so honest, but this is awful. It is sophomoric, and trite.
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Christina Clemente 28 August 2009
THIS POEM IS STRAIGHT TO THE POINT IT SHOWS THE TRUE MEANING BEHIND THE KIND OF SEX BEING EXPLOITED IN THE MEDIA TODAY. THIS POEM SHOWS OTHER YOUTHS THAT SEX ISNT WHAT PEOPLE THINK IT IS, IT'S SO MUCH MORE.
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Stephen Stirk 27 August 2009
Bravo. I like the message, and the humour that lies within the poem. I think diversity is so important in a poem. I'ts what makes comedy writers different. I enjoyed that. Best Steve
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