Rajendran Muthiah

Gold Star - 14,588 Points (16.03.1950)

Luring Websites! - Poem by Rajendran Muthiah

I'm a reserved man.
When I was in service,
my subordinates wouldn't
dare look at my face.
'Sinister-looking man'
only the men said of me.

Being a bored retiree,
I visited a website,
seeking messages for dating.
When I typed down my age,
they flashed a startling joke:
' Wow! Just born'; my heart broken.

I entered another site,
answered Psychology-tests
and they greeted me to have
all my erogenous zones thrilled
by the folks of epicurean tastes.
When they told me to send
a maiden message to a friend waiting,
I typed: ' Don't look at my empty purse'.
Her lightinng curt reply was:
' You funny old geezer! Wanna meet me? '

I switched over to another site.
They sent loads of profiles
of Mr.Quickfire, Longman, Footy Punch
and so on, wanting soulmate soon.
My God! I cried and clicked: 'Unsubscribe'.


Poet's Notes about The Poem

There is so much fun in websites arranging relationships. But beware of luring mines of sex.

Comments about Luring Websites! by Rajendran Muthiah

  • (5/15/2012 4:02:00 AM)


    as making money is the only goal of life, all these web sites still like to play with people's emotion. Though these are dirty tricks, some people want to get dirtied. Luring websites! you are right! ... (Report) Reply

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Poem Submitted: Sunday, May 13, 2012

Poem Edited: Sunday, May 13, 2012


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