Mad Song Of True Love (Adults Only) Poem by Raj Arumugam

CHORUS:

love, love, love
true love
made in paradise…
ah, true love we’ve found it
love, love, love
pure love
Oooh…ooooohhhh…..ahhh…
….love….love…love….



HE:

fair damsel,
I love you, I do;
the moment I saw you
it’s true love, I knew;
so will you be mine? -
and I will look after you
like my closed hands
guard the lines
on my palms



SHE:

oh, all my life
these 21 years
I’ve waited for true love:
are you that sunshine knight
though a little scrawny
and hugely pimpled?
are you indeed the love
destined for me?



HE:

ah, our love was made in the stars
fair lady
and my soul was fashioned
in the moon for you;
and you yourself
were shaped so lovely
in the lands of the rainbow
in all its glory



HE and SHE:

ah, true love we’ve found it
love, love, love – pure love
love of the heavenly soul
love that is like the spark of the Divine;
ah, love, love that outlasts the stars
that outlasts
the monoliths and the blackholes…
ooooh….oooooh…..oooohhhh…
aaaah…ahhh…aaaah….oooooh….
love, love, love
true love
made in paradise…
ah, true love we’ve found it
love, love, love
pure love



SHE:

excuse that pause,
Shiny Pimples Knight –
but I had to think a moment
though no doubt after the event:
dear Upright Knight,
does sex have anything to do
with this love you propose?



HE:

oh, well,
once in a while I do
have an erection
and will seek some release



CHORUS:

love, love, love
true love
made in paradise…
ah, true love we’ve found it
love, love, love
pure love
all in one bundle
oooh…ooooohhhh…..ahhh…
….love….love…love….



HE:

but excuse that pause,
dear my Fair Lady with Teeth
that need to be fixed
and will probably cause a bomb –
but I had to think a moment
though no doubt after your question:
dear my Fair Lady
must I accept responsibility
for any accidental creation
that may take place
when I release my sperm load in you?



SHE:

oh, well,
once in a while I will
have a pregnancy
and will expect life support
for me and the baby



HE:

ah, well then I must go
dear my Fair Lady;
kids and a wife are not exactly my cup of tea
for I could find better sex probably
for some money
than I could ever find in you
which I now realize is not for free;
and anyway you probably nag and snore
so let me go rather
and abandon this mad medley



SHE:

ah, well then
it is good this way –
I could probably get an IVF anyway
and get better social support from
a government agency than from the likes of you-
and you probably fart anyway!
farewell, dear Shiny Scrawny knight -
you’d probably only have lasted a night



CHORUS:

love, love, love
true love
made in paradise…
ah, true love we’ve found it
love, love, love
pure love
all in a complete package
Oooh…ooooohhhh…..ahhh…
….love….love…love….




(This poem was published with the warning: FOR ADULTS ONLY.
Here is another warning: We’ll know if you’re under-aged by the comments you make.)