Mary Said An Angel Came Poem by gershon hepner

Mary said an angel came
to visit her and blathered,
and when the time had come to name
the baby Joseph fathered
they both agree it was a Ghost
who left her his deposit.
This story which some love the most
was just a fib-or was it?
If Mary lied about the tiding,
as I suspect occurred,
I wonder if she got a hiding
from Joseph, the poor nerd.
We’ll never know, but if it’s true
it’s probable that Mary
made love to God because the Jew
she married was a fairy.

12/24/01