Mathematics, And More. Poem by Daryl lyraD

(do take what I say with a pinch of salt,
and perhaps not let young ones read
for it's rather explicit)

Let's do math, just you plus me.
Minus the clothes, and I'll be happy.
Maybe you could divide your legs,
as we go forth and multiply.
It would be ecstasy to the power of nine.
We could integrate different positions,
so as to differentiate ourselves
But at what angle should we consider
for the video-making and there
lies the root of the problem.
As we wonder how to solve them,
a graphic image is required,
perhaps of circles and dots
with a straight line going up.
This would however require immense calculations,
dealing with vectors and such.
All these sexual innuendos
are but your perspectives
on a common school subject
Mathematics.

Now you see, mathematics is more fun than you thought,
And gets more interesting as we find the x - no, g spot.