Measuring My Member Poem by Phil Soar

Measuring My Member



Is there a code for mathematical genius
Can I be accurate measuring my penis?
I ask because I feel my member is small
Some days it's a problem to see it at all
But maybe it's the size of my waistline I guess
I can't see my penis when I get undressed
If I look in the mirror, it makes me go "ooh"
I've a very small penis, what am I to do?

Phil Soar
Thursday, June 18, 2020
Topic(s) of this poem: humour
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