Mixed Up Identity Poem by Lee Fones

wrote to Dylan Thomas hopping he is well
got a reply back, 'yearning sky is hell'
sent a letter back, whats up with sky
got a reply back, 'no signal at all why'

wrote to Spike Milligan, asking if darkness gone
got a reply back, 'who's this letter from John'
sent a letter back, saying never mind with a yawn
got a reply back, by the way, how you doing Sean?

wrote to Pam Ayers, yes she's going strong
got a reply back, yes it was very, very long
sent a letter back, asking what shes doing
got a reply back, shes busy doing gigs, wooing

wrote to Lee Fones, i'm still waiting for reply
apparently hes humors turned very, very dry
maybe I'll re-write that letter that i wrote
send it via face-book messenger with a tiny poke

here's that letter
i received from Pam
started with a kiss
then asked me who i am

reply, , told her i'm a stalker
who liked beans and ham

sent, , oh i never had a stalker
but i love me beans and ham
how do you know, there me favorites
is it cuss your a stalking man

mentioned about a lady
who had a stalker fan
one minute he was there
next minute amputated in a pram

so a word of wisdom
don't write to me again
i'll send you straight to prison
and me name ain't Pam Ayers
its Hussein