Mr. Chump Is Too Crooked Poem by Hebert Logerie

Mr. Chump is too conceited
To become President
Mr. Trick is too crooked
To become President
Mr. Chimp is too racist
To become President
Donald is too sexist
To become President
This dude is too divisive
Too controversial and indecisive.

Mr. Conk lies too much
He is definitely out-of-touch
With the daily realities of life
His tongue is a deadly sharpened knife
Which will slaughter million poor citizens
Mr. Flunk is unfit to lead America
Mr. Chump is lying of deporting countless Mexicans
Living in the United States of America
Mr. Dick will not be elected President
Of this great and lovely country
Trust me, this dude is too arrogant
Too pedantic, extreme, and crazy.

Mr. Trunk is too crooked
To be elected President
Mr. Chimp is too conceited
To be elected President
Of this great and powerful country
This smirk is too sick and too crazy.

Copyright © July 18,2016 Logerie Hébert, All Rights Reserved
Hebert Logerie is the author of several collections of poems.