Mr. Elmer Fudd, Esquiwe Poem by Robert Edgar Burns

My name is Elmew Fudd.
I wepwesent the Acme Cwopowation.
Daffy Duck was the MC
At the gwiwwed cheese owientation.

Some people call me Egghead,
And I won a spewwing bee.
The gwand pwize is to kiww a wabbit
On the beautifuw bwue gwass of Tennessee.

Watch the woad fow wabbit.
Be vewy vewy quiet.
I hope to kill this wabbit,
So I don't have to buy it!

I'm a wed-hot spowtsman
And I'm aftew some wild game.
I'm not actwess Owivia de Haviwwand,
Though we look a lot the same.

What wight thwough yonduh window bweaks?
I'm going to get you wabbit stew,
Ow awe you a fwicasseeing wabbit Buggs,
And a Looney Tunes from a zoo?

Sylvestew and Tweety wawned me
This wacky wabbit would get in my hawe.
If I only had some,
Fow my cwown is vewy bawe.

I got him in my sights
I puww the twiggew bwam.
He disintegwated to my wight.
It was a snow wabbit scam.

Oh, you dubbah-cwossing wabbit!
You tweachewous miscweant!
I'm sowwy mistew wabbit, I willy have to go,
You awe too much twouble,
I'll eat chicken at the westuwant.