Muse Wanted Poem by Charlie F. Kane

Applicants wanted for position of ‘Muse’
For a young, love obsessed poet.
All applicants must be female with flexible working hours.
Salary- a negotiable sum of poems, depending on performance,
And bonus presents at random times.
Applicants must have strong silly sense of humour,
Be able to listen to rants and rambles of varying topics,
Have a petite build, put up with artistic mood swings
And feed the ducks in the morning..
Good taste in music desirable, but not necessary.
All applicants must like have poems written about them.
All applicants are considered regardless of race or hair colour,
Though any Amy Davidson look-a-likes are more likely to be hired.
All applicants must send along a CV with at least two references.