Humour Poems

We two were lovers, the Sea and I;
We plighted our troth ‘neath a summer sky.

And all through the riotous ardent weather
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For my poems, my friend Valsa George has a hunger.
She’s over fifty, but, compared to me, she is younger.
She suggested I write about ‘the advantages of being old’.
It’s a challenge, but, Valsa, on this idea you have sold......
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How often do I wish I were
What people call a character;
A ripe and cherubic old chappie
Who lives to make his fellows happy;
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Handsome man ponder at my masculine size.
I'm not huge or toned to appeal to the judges eyes,
but when I begin to tell them
they think I'm telling lies.
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On that dark night when I was not able to sleep
When I wanted to escape from this earth
to a different galaxy..  I flew high and landed in this galaxy of poetry
Where I am happy and more satisfied than ever before
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My jolly fat host with your face all a-grin,
Come, open the door to us, let us come in.
A score of stout fellows who think it no sin
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The night attendant, a B.U. sophomore,
rouses from the mare's-nest of his drowsy head
propped on The Meaning of Meaning.
He catwalks down our corridor.
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Take up the White man's burden --
Send forth the best ye breed --
Go bind your sons to exile
To serve your captives' need;
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I.
Wonder winged luminous in my eyes.
Elegance sheer I perceive and prize
On a flower who plays the sun of skies.
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NOTHING so true as what you once let fall,
"Most Women have no Characters at all."
Matter too soft a lasting mark to bear,
And best distinguish'd by black, brown, or fair.
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MY STRENGTH

What is in life, so great?
Hard times arrive to hurt
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Kanav Justa suggested I share my pizza with PoemHunter friends,
but I’ve found, when trying to send real pizza, my wife’s computer bends.
So you PoemHunter friends will have to settle for.... slices of my thoughts.
You’ll have to settle for “Poetic Pizza” Pieces my mind and pen have wrought.
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'Tis eight o'clock,--a clear March night,
The moon is up,--the sky is blue,
The owlet, in the moonlight air,
Shouts from nobody knows where;
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We laugh at the same funny things,
Our quick sense of humour just springs
From being together,
Whatever the weather,
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He that cannot choose but love,
And strives against it still,
Never shall my fancy move,
For he loves 'gainst his will;
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He lives deep inside himself with burnt out emotions,
He can stll hear his piercing scream's,
When he had a bad fall from a horse in a race,
That ended all his dream's,
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Some glory in their birth, some in their skill,
Some in their wealth, some in their body's force,
Some in their garments though new-fangled ill,
Some in their hawks and hounds, some in their horse;
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Once opportunity missed means gone out of hand
Work remains undone as promised by friend
They are all missed and gone forever,
Will not come back again and lost for ever
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The American Spirit speaks:


"If the Led Striker call it a strike,
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Like reverse Psychology
It was just poor humour
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'We have everything but not happiness, '
Said loving persons to ne when I met them;
Immediately I said that happiness is in our hands!
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A Thing of Humour is A Laughter Forever!

A thing of humour in the novel is a laughter forever;
Such a novel was written by Charles Dickens sure
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Laughter and Peace in the World by Humour!

Without humour, where is smile and laughter on the faces of all anywhere in the world ever;
Laughter by humour should be exhausted ever if tiredness is produced for good health;
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First impression of the past thoughts ever remain in memory for all who know that;
Even after many decades those lovely episodes of past bring joy by humour enjoyed then;
One may have grown to be an old man, but activities as child brings laughter to all;
That many recollect whenever meeting takes place on some functions long after!
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South West monsoon is causing greatest havoc in the West;
Houses are destroyed, many are buried in landslides and
Heaviest rain has flooded many places leaving people homeless;
For food and water they seek the kindness of the rulers sure!
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Living uncertain life in the unsteady world of things
Indeed is a great feat in everyone's history we know;
But by faith forgetting all odds, life of humour is lived
And that difficulties are forgotten in singing songs!
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Your gray hair, tangled by the
wind
with some gel
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Humorous talk is a skill that makes all laugh and live happy life in the world;
Laughter caused by humour makes one forget all worries and regain natural spirit;
It's a God given gift that makes society to live in joy whatever be the difficulties;
Worries, doubts and fear make all forget sense of humour and never remember laughter!
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a salvation
wave
that rocks
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