Must Be Donald... Donald Trump Poem by Francie Lynch

Must Be Donald
(sung to "Must Be Santa)

Who's comb-over looks like shite?
Donald's comb-over looks like shite.
Who's scared shiteless on election night?
Donald's scared shitless on election night.
Election night. Looks like shite.
Must be Donald.
Must be Donald.
Must be Donald, Donald Trump

Who's got a tie that's long and red?
The Don has a tie that's long and red?
Who pays hookers to pee on beds?
The Don pays hookers to pee on beds.
Pee on beds. Long and red.
Election night. Looks like shite.
Must be Donald.
Must be Donald.
Must be Donald, Donald Trump.

Who's got hands tiny and slight?
The Don has hands tiny and slight.
Who spews lies out day and night?
The Don spews lies out day and night.
Day and night. Tiny and slight.
Piss on beds. Long and red.
Election night. Looks like shite.
Must be Donald.
Must be Donald.
Must be Donald, Donald Trump.

Who's got a vocab small and trite?
The Don has a vocab small and trite.
Who whines Fake News out of spite?
The Don whines Fake News out of spite.
Small and trite. Out of spite.
Day and night. Tiny and slight.
Piss on beds. Long and red.
Election night. Looks like shite.
Must be Donald.
Must be Donald.
Must be Donald, Donald Trump.

Who likes tweeting SAD SAD SAD?
The Don likes tweeting SAD SAD SAD.
Who likes a spanking when he's bad?
The Don likes a spanking when he's bad.
Bad, bad, bad, SAD SAD SAD,
Small and trite. Out of spite.
Day and night. Tiny and slight.
Piss on beds. Long and red.
Election night. Looks like shite.
Must be Donald.
Must be Donald.
Must be Donald, Donald Trump.

How many minions leave today?
So many so far went their way.
Kelly, Ellis, Powell and McEnany,
Meadows, Hall and soon Giuliani.
Leave today. Gone their way.
Bad, bad, bad, SAD SAD SAD,
Small and trite. Out of spite.
Day and night. Tiny and slight.
Piss on beds. Long and red.
Election night. Looks like shite.
Must be Donald.
Must be Donald.
Must be Donald, Donald Trump.