My Best Features Are My Balls Poem by Rob Knetsch

it is known
it is said that
my best features
are my balls

everything about them
the shape and the size
the color, the smell
even their taste

i think this is strange
i cannot remember
anybody ever tried
to taste them

also the fact
that they are so
very well known
surprises me

because from the start
i always keep my balls
behind lock and key
in my fireproof safe

'My Best Features Are My Balls'
© 2013 Rob Knetsch