'My Kitty Has A Broken Leg' Poem by Linda Winchell

My Kitty has a broken leg,
The Doctor fixed it with a wooden peg.

Now he clicks' and clacks' around the house,
And can't seem to catch his favorite mouse!

What is a Kitty Boy to do?
When he's making so much noise?

Now he has to play alone,
With all his store bought toys'.

He broke his leg while playing,
By Mister mouses trap.

Kitty smelled the cheese,
Which made him sneeze,
And then all you heard,
Was, 'SNAP! '

I have heard that Cats' have nine lives',
I guess my Kitty has eight?

He'll not venture again to have some fun,
With that cheeze he almost ate!