'My Opinion' Poem by Linda Winchell

I have an opinion,
An opinion that I've got.
That I'm prolific in the English language,
And share that, with them who are not.

I write with not an error,
My life is right on track.
I like to tell others they are wrong,
I'm really good at doing that!

But if they were to really know me,
They would see I am of flesh and bone.
And in need of some better people skills,
Of which God has yet to hone.

It bugs me so to hear one say,
'That they have a flaw or two.'
They should be as perfect as me,
But I can't teach that to you!

So I will continue with my opinions,
Stabbing deeply with one thrust!
Correcting others with my perfectness,
Of words I feel, pens paper wrongly touched.