My Wife's A Control Freak Poem by Juan Olivarez

You can't watch the Mentalist,
Grey's Anatomy's on.
Anyway Patrick Jane,
Just did in Red John.

You can't watch the Astros,
Cause I want to see.
That new hollywood movie,
Chona rented for me.

And you can't watch the news,
And I'll tell you why.
I want to see Jeopardy,
Alex Trebeck is some guy.

You can't watch Adam Twelve,
Cause Judge Judy is on.
Give me that remote,
Or you can color me gone.

I can't watch a darned thing,
Unless she's asleep.
When I hear her come in,
I just start to weep.

6/9/11 Alton Texas