Nationwide Nietzsche Promotional Event Poem by Raj Dronamraju

Fell in love with a Pepsi shortage
And container debris as regretful memories
Pendulum dogma patriot with his underwear worn on the outside

Nietzsche got struck by lightning
I was struck in the face by someone trying to show dominance at the age of 16
And struck by a 16 year old girl's ego that thought I liked her

Fell out of alignment with the newly opened up terrarium
The exhibits escape into welcoming suburbia
The new arrivals are given shelter, existing residents are kicked out onto the streets

A greased handshake and loaves of free bread
The superman could not make that evening's Pilates class
Tidbits of meaningless sympathy tossed to confused pigeons