Never A One Night Stand Poem by Randy McClave

I have never had a one night stand
But, maybe only one with my right hand,
I would hate to have a woman at my door
And see her and treat her like a wh@re.
Sad to a see a woman who doesn't care
As men upon her lustfully fantasize and stare,
Wearing sexy lingerie underneath her clothes at a bar
Hoping to have a man take her to his car,
Maybe she'll tempt him to take her to his house
Then for the night she'll become his spouse,
But, for a man that she truly wants to seduce
Her inhabitations and self-esteem are all turned loose,
She's decided what man that she'll bed for the night
Giving him pleasures and fantasies and sheer delight,
Sadly many women lose their own self respect
So, then their life they happily and proudly wreck,
They do in bed whatever that they are told
Then later in life to their true love they turn cold,
I can name ever woman that I have ever known
I know all the seeds that I have sewn,
There is no whispers or shame when I walk down the road
Upon my honor and pride I still do boastfully hold,
A one night stand I have eminently never had
And I am so happy, proud and virtuous and glad.

Randy L. McClave