Nonsense Poem by Robert Edgar Burns

Put a vacuum cleaner in my tub
Just to watch the bubbles blow.
A fire came just after that,
My how those embers glow.

I paid my taxes with a smile,
But they insisted then on cash.
So I went to look for Johnny,
At Folsom where he was last.

My wife heard a clinking in the dryer.
While checking she let out a scream.
I asked if my alligator was dry yet?
That shotgun sure is mean.

I bought an electric blanket,
Hooking a toaster to it real tight.
It popped my three girlfriends out of bed.
My was that a sight.

My wife never liked it when making love,
If I would pick my nose.
So I went ahead and picked hers too,
And stuck it between her toes.

I got back from vacation.
My friends asked if I felt any change.
I slapped my pockets to check them.
Not a nickel, that question was strange.

Non means no and sense means thought.
Nonsense is just a term.
These are the things I think about
Which prove my mind has worms.