Not Name Dropping Poem by anais vionet

Not Name Dropping

Rating: 5.0


A famous alumnus is visiting the university. I got an invitation several days ago to a small, socially distanced, masked, focus group. It was to be early on a Saturday morning - so, why not? I was excited to see her - I'm a fan.

We were a diverse group of about 20 (covid tested before admittance) students and I was in the back row. Seating was offset so everyone could see everything perfectly. I craned and swiveled, when her entourage came into the room. Then, there she was - I'm sure I was grinning ear to ear (behind my mask) , we clapped, excitedly. She wore a navy business suit. A jacket over a black blouse with slacks and black shoes.

She gave a talk, about the challenges America faces. On YouTube, her speech-giving voice always seemed artificial, cold, harsh and brittle. Here, she was low-key, motherly, whip smart, personable and humorous - everything I had hoped for.

Then there was a question and answer session (NOT easy questions - did I mention whip smart?) followed by a no touching reception line. And OMG, she's a foot away. She seemed a lacquered and corrected sort of person - professional - I guess you'd say.

Everyone was gently elbow bumping with her, so I did too. You'd say your name and class. 'Anais Vionet, freshman, ' I said. I wanted to say 'I'm a BIG fan' but I thought I might come off as either fawning or even worse someone bent on wasting her time.

We both smiled, me behind my mask and I bobbed a goodbye nod, but as I went to step away she said, 'How's your Grandmother? ' I was shocked but I managed to say, 'She's fine, thank you.' To which she replied, 'Please tell her I said hello.' I just nodded, 'yes' as a sort of 'I will, ' and stepped away.

I glanced around, there was no handler by her side and she wasn't wearing an earpiece - how she knew me I have no idea - but now I think she's considering a run in 2024. My grandmère would be a whale of a donor.

What a bizarre encounter.

Not Name Dropping
Saturday, February 5, 2022
Topic(s) of this poem: university,teen,political,humor
COMMENTS OF THE POEM
Word Usage Police 05 February 2022

You meant to say ALUMNUS, not ALUMNI. Alumni is plural. Alumnus is singular.

1 0 Reply
anais vionet 05 February 2022

ooo! THANK YOU, I wasn't sure - I'll fix it.

0 0
Unnikrishnan E S 05 February 2022

I loved the way you presented your much-relished encounter with Hillary Clinton. Without name-dropping, that is. Great. Yes! We, in India too hope she runs

1 0 Reply
READ THIS POEM IN OTHER LANGUAGES
anais vionet

anais vionet

Paris, France
Close
Error Success