Nurse Erma Poem by Lamar Cole

He was laid up in a nursing home and feeling so all alone.
He got very few visitors and felt that this was wrong.
But when he was given a bath by sexy Nurse Erma with the big rump.
All he had on his mind was hump hump.

So to her he made a proposition.
But she just laughed and patted him on the head.
And she said, that if he ever humped her.
His heart would give out from the excitement.
And he would suddenly be dead.