One Day Poem by Robert Edgar Burns

I’m going on vacation
One Day!
I don’t know where
And I’m not sure when.
But once I get there
I guess I’ll know then,
But, I’m going on vacation
One Day!

I’m volunteering my help
Today!
No not tomorrow
And I didn’t yesterday.
But, I’m volunteering my help
Today!

I must go to the potty
Each Day!
My guts would burst within
If I tried to hold it in.
So I must go to the potty
Each Day!

I am watching television
Right now!
I have watched it every night
Even when I quash the lights.
I am watching television
Right Now!

I am going on vacation
One Day!
But my volunteering
Gets in the way.
I would miss my T.V. shows,
And we can’t have that you know.
I’ll stay home from vacation
Someday!