One Only Clothes Shop Poem by Lee Fones

hello sir can i help you today
i'll treat myself to a tie
must say i like that gray
assistant then did sigh

oh i do like this suit
oh i do like that
oh i do like this 'toot'
trouble is it makes me fat

assistant now does frown
shop is now a mess
customer throws clothes around
another customer tries a dress

oh i do like this pattern
oh i do like that
oh i really like this satin
trouble is it makes me fat

till area piled high
full of wanted clothes
assistant now begins to cry
have you got my size in those