Coach Roth

Rookie (9/11/57 / East Dubuque, IL)

***paradise-(Part 6) -The Naked Man - Poem by Coach Roth

Coach worked the counter
at a video store in Hollywood...
musicians, actors, drag queens...
to say the clientele was eclectic
was an understatement,
but even Coach was surprised
when a naked man walked into the store.
This could lead to no good.

9-1-1
'Yes, I have a naked man in my store'

'Can you describe him.'

'He's naked.'

'Black or white? '

'White, six two, maybe 200 pounds,
did I mention he was naked? '

'Sir, the police are on their way,
but we need to know who we're
dealing with...'

'Come into the store,
I'll be the guy with clothes on,
he'll be the guy who's naked.'

Frank, Louie, Manny and a
few other cops responded,
maybe a bit of overkill,
but Coach kept them well
supplied with free movies and coffee
because he like having them
there quickly...

They put the guy in handcuffs...
Frank, a burly bulk of a man
tried to get a few laughs
at Coach's expense...

'C'mon Coach, admit it,
you were checking out his package.'

Coach thought carefully and said,
'Maybe so, but you're the one
who likes him in handcuffs.'

That set the cops to laughing
as Frank stormed out...
Louie said
'There goes your Christmas card.'


Comments about ***paradise-(Part 6) -The Naked Man by Coach Roth

  • (3/9/2009 4:42:00 PM)


    Again, you held my interest till the end. fuuny thing is, that poem really could of happened these days.. (Report) Reply

    0 person liked.
    0 person did not like.
  • (7/5/2008 2:32:00 AM)


    How i did omit this before? Maybe because of the title :) What an omission! It is so funny and interesting narrated, with notes of suspense, action and lot of fun! (Report) Reply

  • (4/27/2008 12:19:00 AM)


    Coach.... I want more (sic) (Report) Reply

  • (4/17/2008 6:34:00 PM)


    I don't think I have ever, EVER, laughed out loud at a piece on here before. A squillion marks for you! t x (Report) Reply

  • (4/16/2008 11:57:00 PM)


    This one must be true! It's too ridiculous to be fiction. Like the delivery of this one Coach - you have a great ear for comedy. I wish I'd been there. love, Allie ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ (Report) Reply

  • Frank James Ryan Jr...fjr (4/14/2008 1:18:00 AM)


    And the hits just keep coming...bada-bum! Coach....you are indeed the Pied Piper of PH tale-telling, my friend! ....Keep this up...and you may not only resurrect this site....but bring back th majesty of Vaudville, as well! Premium Penning, my friend...

    ~ FjR ~
    ..2008..
    (Report) Reply

Read all 6 comments »



Read this poem in other languages

This poem has not been translated into any other language yet.

I would like to translate this poem »

word flags

What do you think this poem is about?



Poem Submitted: Sunday, April 13, 2008

Poem Edited: Sunday, May 18, 2008


[Report Error]