Pardon Me Miss? (Revised) Poem by Paul Storm

Pardon Me Miss? (Revised)



The never ending bar stories
Closing with outdated wisdoms
Only a drunk delights to recall

Oh friend, Why
Must there always be light
At the end of the tunnel?

With acrobatic attention
I navigate towards
The chromosomal divide

There she catches me
Stumbling backwards
In the ladies room

And with my best put-on British-
'Pardon my ignorance miss
I mistook your basin for a urinal

Would you happen to have a light?
It is rather dark'

COMMENTS OF THE POEM
Tired of Being Exploited 03 April 2008

Ha! Good one. I no longer need those plays, but if I ever do again, I'll remember this one.

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Don Mcwilliams 29 February 2008

NPM, I really like your work! I've grown tired of the flowery, maudlin, fancypants verse. Your sardonic tone is a relief. Don

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